Sexperience

“When it came to the time for my parents to tell me about sex, erm, it was too late by then.”

“A good form of contraception is always your mother. My mum especially.”

“And I was like, that’s dead naff to say that, that’s killed it for me already.”

“I could hear it happen, and I could feel it happen, and the worst thing was it was in my bed as well, so I was fuming.”

“It would always have a bad consequence... in fact, that was what stopped us from getting together in the end.”

“It was a bit of a joke for me to lose my virginity... and you know, it wasn’t the way I wanted it to happen”

“All I can remember was one minute I was OK, next minute I woke up in a B&B and, er, this girl was standing in front of me.”

“I wasn’t quite ready for it to happen then, and you know, I regretted the way it did happen.”

“There has been times where I haven’t and I’ve been stupid, and I think we’ve all been there as well.”

“The worst thing was, we never said anything to each other afterwards.”

“There’s been times when it’s been a bit dodgy, and I haven’t been able to get there…”

“If you didn’t have orgasms you’d be questioning what was wrong.”

“There’s always like different sex positions you can find out about, different toys you can use… it’s actually educational in its own way.”

“When she showed me it I was a bit like, you know, what the hell’s that?”

“So if my girlfriend’s listening to this, then you’d best do something about it!”

“You have better sex with the girls who don’t want it that much, because the sex is always when you’re really horny.”